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Selling Bro Simulator

From dodgy photos on your bed to your own warehouse with staff.

Coming soon to SteamWindows PC

From your bed to the warehouse

You work 12 hours a day for a modest wage. One night you find out a neighbour makes more selling used clothes than you do at the office, so you grab your €500 of savings and buy your first lot. What happens next depends on your eye, your patience and how much you're willing to iron.

  1. Pick a supplier

    Buy lots on LoteMarket or visit the shops around town. Some are reliable; others will send you rags with a smile.

  2. Open and sort

    Every garment comes with a grade: A, AB, B or straight to recycling.

  3. Make it presentable

    Wash, hang, iron and sew to raise its value.

  4. Take the photo

    Your phone, the light and the background all count. A dodgy photo on the bed shows.

  5. List and haggle

    Sell on Tinted, Julapop and Tedop. Yes, they all want a friend's price.

  6. Pack and ship

    Or meet up in the neighbourhood and get paid in cash.

Character in a city square next to a neighbour
Get around town on foot, by bus or in your own vehicle.
List of buyer chats in the Tinted app
Answer buyers of every kind.
Inside the Vig Vintage Wholesale shop with bales of clothes
Buy lots from suppliers such as Vig Vintage Wholesale.
Warehouse with shelves, boxes and an employee carrying a parcel
End up running a warehouse with staff.

From worker to boss

You start out doing everything by hand, with boxes in the way and the rent breathing down your neck. Save up to go part-time, quit your job, rent a shop and end up running a warehouse with shelves up to the ceiling. When the story ends, keep selling in endless mode.

What you'll find

  • Four acts: from your flat to a shop and on to your own warehouse
  • Minigames for washing, ironing, sewing, photography, packing and labelling
  • Third or first person, as you prefer, plus a character creator
  • Employees with their own tasks
  • A parody of the resale world
  • Endless mode once the story is over
  • Text in English, Spanish, Portuguese, German and French

System requirements

Approximate values. Requires keyboard and mouse.

MinimumRecommended
OSWindows 10 64-bitWindows 10/11 64-bit
ProcessorIntel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600Intel Core i5-10400 / AMD Ryzen 5 3600
Memory8 GB RAM16 GB RAM
GraphicsNVIDIA GTX 1060 6 GB / AMD RX 580 8 GBNVIDIA RTX 3060 / AMD RX 6600
DirectXVersion 12Version 12
Storage5 GB5 GB

Support

Found a bug or having trouble with the game? Write to us and tell us what happened and your Windows version and, if you can, attach a screenshot.

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